Some Things Never Change

With thanks to Dan Steinberg ...

It Is Time, My Friends,

to explain to you why Mr. Obama will win over Mr. Romney. I thought this was a simple concept but apparently it is not universally known.

See these people?  They have sex.  And like it.

 See these people?  They are affectionate, genuinely.  But the sex thing?  They are passionless -- at least he is.  He's just grateful that somebody is willing to get that close to him.
You decide.  I already have.

She Just Keeps Getting Better

At any given moment

I can't decide whether I'm more disgusted by the official GOP who want to control my body

or by the racist wingnuts who want to smear a dead child.

That lady up there with the sign? She's Oklahoma State Senator Judy McIntyre(D). I guess she needed to say something too.

Maybe You Want To Rethink That Trans-Vaginal Ultrasound Law

Let this be a lesson to all of you male idiots who might consider making medical decisions for women. This is what happened after Mr. Albo spoke in favor of mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound in the Virginia house.

I've Been Avoiding

what we're calling the "war on women" this week because once I start I won't be able to stop. (I'm currently trying to stop swearing about the legislature in Virginia that thinks freedom is requiring an internal vaginal probe.)  But while I'm trying to get calm enough to construct actual words, you really must see the panel that testified on women's reproductive health today to Mr. Issa's committee.

I did not make this up.

Posterization courtesy of Amy at The Pragmatic Progressive

Just a Reminder

Because Everybody Has Days Like This

Hey Soccer Fans

You never explained it to me like this.

Beckham for H&M.

Bondage? No, no. Linkage

Just think, one of these incredibly white men will be the presidential candidate presented to you by the party of Lincoln.  And before you complain, all that restful sleep you have been getting is overrated.

Because I have been neglecting you, my pretties, here are a few things other things you may have missed while I've been self-absorbed.

Police Seek Culprit Who Seriously Injured Man In Spontaneous “Dwarf Toss” by Jonathan Turley

TeBowie

Ben Stein is still a dick.

Ok, calm down.  Here is a bunny.